Good to have you back - onward my friend into the fray once again against the wasteful, ubiquitous and hugely tentacled world of the regulators. I am impressed with your fortitude. You certainly don't need to grow a set.
Dear Wilt I need some legal advice. I can pay as I am entitled to legal aid due my disability benefit. I have to admit that my case is fairly hopeless. I built my pigeon loft without consulting either my neighbours or Belfast City Council. Now my neighbours are complaining and have stopped talking to me. Belfast City Council has written me a letter as long as the Falls Road. They have told me to take the pigeon loft down or they will get a court order to have it knocked down. I was thinking of contacting those solicitors that wrote you the nasty letter about your web site. But, then I read their letter and thought, all them smart arses in City Hall with their NVQ’s and O Levels , would laugh their orange sashes off if they received a letter from than shower. But ,then I read the letter that Salty Dog wrote to them boys in Soho. I thought to myself, Salty Dog is the one I need to fire one at them wee gits in City Hall. That dog writes a far better letter that the fancy solicitors. So, could Salty Dog save my pigeon loft? Andersonstown Andy
Salty Dog is more a Paralegal but works with a host of solicitors and advocates but has learned a few tricks - like how to really piss off your opponent. I will put in a good word for you with Salty Dog.
However, have you ever thought of enlisting Elizabeth from Leamingon Spa? She, we are advised from several sources, to be a lawyer!
Boy, is it warm over here - must chill out in the pool. Do pigeons swim?
EC & SMB will not be happy, at all.
ReplyDeleteGood to have you back - onward my friend into the fray once again against the wasteful, ubiquitous and hugely tentacled world of the regulators. I am impressed with your fortitude. You certainly don't need to grow a set.
ReplyDeleteDear Wilt
ReplyDeleteI need some legal advice. I can pay as I am entitled to legal aid due my disability benefit.
I have to admit that my case is fairly hopeless.
I built my pigeon loft without consulting either my neighbours or Belfast City Council. Now my neighbours are complaining and have stopped talking to me. Belfast City Council has written me a letter as long as the Falls Road. They have told me to take the pigeon loft down or they will get a court order to have it knocked down.
I was thinking of contacting those solicitors that wrote you the nasty letter about your web site. But, then I read their letter and thought, all them smart arses in City Hall with their NVQ’s and O Levels , would laugh their orange sashes off if they received a letter from than shower.
But ,then I read the letter that Salty Dog wrote to them boys in Soho. I thought to myself, Salty Dog is the one I need to fire one at them wee gits in City Hall. That dog writes a far better letter that the fancy solicitors.
So, could Salty Dog save my pigeon loft?
Andersonstown Andy
Andy
ReplyDeleteSalty Dog is more a Paralegal but works with a host of solicitors and advocates but has learned a few tricks - like how to really piss off your opponent. I will put in a good word for you with Salty Dog.
However, have you ever thought of enlisting Elizabeth from Leamingon Spa? She, we are advised from several sources, to be a lawyer!
Boy, is it warm over here - must chill out in the pool. Do pigeons swim?
Wilt
Andy
ReplyDeleteps: will you be going to the Pope when he comes to the UK? I am sure Ryan Air could do you a good deal on a ticket from Belfast.
Wilt