Wilt noticed a strange thing a few days ago – Mrs C disappeared off the Regulator Watch radar i.e. she was not visiting the blog several times a day. Then suddenly we observed some unusual activity from Turkey, in fact Mugla. And of course it has the Mrs C signature and muddy footprints all over it.
So Mrs C is on holiday in Turkey – we recommend to her going naked on the beach daily for 3 hours at a time without sun block. Ouch!
Mind you, she going naked anywhere, could really be classed as child abuse (not the fanciful stuff she moans about) – in fact it could be elder abuse also. Just imagine the sight of it – on second thought, don’t. It could be harmful to your health.
We wonder if she has those big black files with her – that would take up the entire cargo hold of an average sized passenger jet.
Instead of course of enjoying a holiday, on day one of the sojourn she accessed Regulator Watch once, day two twice and today three times (so far). Anyway we are blocking those IP addresses too. That should, with luck frustrate her to the point of Nokia hurling (as in Gordon Brown).
What in the hell causes someone on holiday to spend time on Regulator Watch – it’s not as if she is making a contribution or just having a giggle at Wilt’s antics, certainly not having a good time reading revelations and not very flattering opinions about themselves?
Madness or what? Fucking Dork, for certain. We have some friends also in Turkey at the moment – perhaps they could meet up with Mrs C. They know all about her – but then who doesn’t?
Happy roasting Mrs C.......
Wilt
In celebration of Mrs C being in Turkey Wilt decided to have a kebab for lunch. Very nice too with chilli sauce.
ReplyDeleteWilt
Oh dear, Mrs C is up and around at 06:40 in the morning while on Holiday in Turkey. Fucking Dork – what is wrong with the woman?
ReplyDeleteTake a break for Gawd sake – try attending to the kids, who should be your priority
Wilt
Dear Wilt
ReplyDeleteI was reading on your web site that you spend times in Wales. So I wonder if you could tell me if I have got this right.
My cousin Malachy has had two big wins. He won £345 on the dogs and £206 on the parish lotto. As you can understand the wee boy is over the moon. He came dancing into my pigeon loft last night to tell me the great news.
I said to him what, was he going to do with all that money. He said to me he was going to go on the holiday of a life time. I said to him where are you going to go. He said to me he did not know but the place had to have round the year sunshine. He then asked me to advise him on where to go.
I said to him that the best place to go for round the year sun shine would be Wales. Now, I have never been to Wales—but, I know a man that has and he has a fantastic sun tan whenever you see him.
The name of the man is Peter Hain. He is a politician. He either owns Wales or runs the place. I have seen him on T.V. in every season of our four seasons and the sun tan that man has would blind you.
So I think my advice to our wee boy will be good and he will be guaranteed sunshine in Wales. Peter Hain is living proof of the welsh sunshine.
Malachy has taken my advice and has booked himself into a camp site just outside Conway the last week in October. His probation officer has given it the o.k.
Do you think my advice to Malachy was right?
Andersonstown Andy
Oh yes Andy – very good advice indeed. I know the town of Conwy very well; rather up-market actually with some nice shops, marina and beaches. Interesting castle and town walls, built by that Edward 1st fella, who was the scourge of the Princes of Wales and self-proclaimed ‘Hammer of the Scots’ – hence the connection with the first male born prince given the title of Prince of Wales.
ReplyDeleteA word of advice to Malachy – the Welsh apparently prefer to select their own princes and any royalist tendencies are probably best avoided on health grounds. Mind you, coming from that part of Belfast he is likely to be safe.
Wilt (from the Channel Islands)